Eternal Riffage Hoodie

$66.60 inc. GST

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Eternal Riffage Hoodie

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The Eternal Riffage Hoodie: Where Metal Meets the Multiverse

Picture this: You step into a moshpit, the strobe lights flicker, and the bassline reverberates through your bones. As you raise your arms, clad in the Eternal Riffage Hoodie, heads turn. Why? Because this hoodie isn’t just fabric; it’s a portal to sonic realms. Let’s dive into the abyss: Available in three heavy as f@ck colours:- Aggressive Salmon, Baby-Shaking Blue and Sometimes White.

Cred in Moshpits and Techno Caves:
Moshpit Warriors: When you wear this masterpiece, you become a riff-wielding deity. The crowd parts, and you’re the epicenter of chaos.
Techno Shamans: In dimly lit caves, where beats pulse like heartbeats, you’re the chosen one. The hoodie whispers secrets to you. (Do the robot!)

Tech Specs:
Material: Crafted from a blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, it’s as comfortable as a power chord progression.
Weight: The 8.0 oz/yd² fabric wraps you in a cosmic embrace.
Feel: The air-jet spun yarn ensures smoothness—like sliding down a fretboard after KFC.
Metalhead Fit:
The double-lined hood is your battle helmet against conformity.
A quarter-turned body means no creases—just pure metal symmetry.
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband keep you snug during epic breakdowns.
The front pouch pocket holds your picks, lighter, or secret stash of power chords.
Front and Back Anthems:
Front: BANGA BEER—etched in the heaviest of fonts. It’s not just a brand; it’s a battle cry.
Back: “LIFE IS SHORT. RIFFS ARE ETERNAL. TURN IT UP.” The universe nods in approval.
Order Now: Shred the Mundane!

Whether you’re headbanging in a moshpit or tweaking knobs in a neon-lit cave, the Eternal Riffage Hoodie is your amplifier. Remember: Life is a riff—play it loud. 🤟

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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